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Fri, Dec. 17th, 2004, 10:42 pm

So, it's been forever since I posted (and may well be forever before I post again), but I figure this is the easiest way to let y'all know without having to repeat this story over and over and over again...

First off: everything's fine.

Just another Friday. Worked at the Mall slingin' games, rushed home and went to work at the corner liquor store by my house.

Around 9:30 I'm sittin' using my laptop when I hear a gun cock and look up to see a black ski mask and the barrel of a pistol. Yep, I got robbed.

I'm actually pretty proud of the way I handled myself. Didn't freak out, didn't go hero, didn't even piss my pants.

He had me open the register, give him the money, lay down on the floor and put my hands under my stomach. Then he left. I could hear the footsteps leave but I called out a couple times: "You still there? Is it okay? Hello?" No answer so I got up and immediately locked the fuckin' door. Then called 911, cops showed up (I got scared all over again being surrounded by cops), asked me 8,000,001 questions, let me call my manager (who lives 3 minutes away).

All's good. The store's out maybe $800 in stolen cash (which insurance will presumably cover) and a night's sales since we closed up as soon as the cops left. Good thing, too, cause I thought I was calmed down and fine, but couldn't manage to figure out my closing paperwork despite the fact that I do it most nights with my eyes closed.

There's not a lot else to report. I couldn't see the guy, didn't recognize his voice, and wasn't too much help to the cops. I guess that's it. Now you all know what happened, so if/when the rumours start flyin' you know where to point people to for the truth and i won't have to repeat this story ad nauseum.

Who knows, maybe I'll even write my third performance poem ever ;-)


Sun, Sep. 12th, 2004, 03:51 am

Ya gotta love "the late show".  Channel 7 just started airing a 1991 film called Across The Tracks (imdb) starring ... wait for it ... Ricky Shroeder and Brad Pitt :-O

Totally weird, especially once it becomes evident that Ricky Schroeder is the "tuff kid" and Brad Pitt is the "straight" brother.  Watching Ricky talk in a deep voice while flexing tattooed muscles next to Brad Pitt acting all meek and afraid of him is just hilarious.  And to top it off, Schroeder got top billing!

Fri, Sep. 10th, 2004, 08:13 pm
I always wanted to marry into wealth!

Who will give you an orgasm?
by leslie13
So, who will make you moan?George Bush.
How?Kisses...just kisses.
Will it be good?It'll be fucking amazing!
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Thu, Sep. 9th, 2004, 08:26 pm

Was talking with mikemcgee last week about the possibility of bringing the entirety of TOFU to San Jose for a full length show.  I figured this would be the perfect show to push through the Downtown Art Series at The Stage and introduce Aural Tradition to the "cultural elite" of San Jose who have the ability to offer some real funding for future poetic projects.  So today I'm collecting data on deadlines and eligibility requirements for the program only to discover a Merc article from last week that both the Downtown Arts Series and it's bigger brother the Performing Arts Series have been cancelled due to lack of available funding from the city.


But hey at least we'll (eventually) have a fancy new city hall at a cost of around $40 million :-(


Read the article at: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/9521726.htm

(if you don't have a Mercury account, try using the free service at http://www.bugmenot.com which is one of the best things I've ever found on the web)

Thu, Sep. 9th, 2004, 04:02 pm
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Wed, Sep. 8th, 2004, 08:24 pm
random "daily" entry

knutzythebunny took me out to dinner tonight :)  Yummers.  I appreciated it, but it's kind of odd seeing "Big Mike" eat such tiny amounts of food.  He's working towards a goal that's important to him, though, so kudos.


Finally got the complete run of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr on VCD today!  WooHoo!  This was a truly great Bruce Campbell vehicle and I now have all 27 episodes.  Copies available if you're interested ;-)


Woke up at 7:30 or so this morning after just a few hours sleep.  This heat has really got to end SOON. 


ARM is bangin' around the house bored out of his gourd while I try to watch NBC's medicore new cop show, Hawaii.  I find this show has a hard enough time trying to keep my attention without a wandering poet boppin' in.


Dropped off a partial rent chek to my landlord today.  Never did generate enough revenue to give him full Sept. rent, but I'm still hoping something will come through soon and I can bump that amount up.


Now y'all know why I always look so bored with my life ;-)


Sun, Sep. 5th, 2004, 03:14 am
Sexual Outercourse? Hmmm...

My outercourse activity is snuggling!

Which Sexual Outercourse Act Are You? (with pictures)
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Sat, Sep. 4th, 2004, 10:07 pm

I am infinity

You may worship me,
but from afar


what number are you?

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Sat, Sep. 4th, 2004, 09:21 pm

Tuesday I need to drop rent off to my landlord. :(


If I can give him the full $1000 rent for the month of September he's promise to forgive $7018 of the $1268 in back rent I owe him.  That's all the back rent I've inherited from myself and past roommates:  mikemcgee , Art Flowers and Lauren Partridge up to the beginning of $2004.  I'd still be on the hook for the remainder, but at least the 2004 debt is almost all my own. 


Anywayz, I've got about $550 of that $1000 thanks to current roommate, ARM.  The shitty part is I have almost $1000 owed to me at the moment, but apparently none of it's going to appear in time to help me:

jackeljaw  = $50 (going back over 18 months)

knutzythebunny  = $60 (going back to July utilities)

ARM = $150 (remainder of his August rent)

Aural Tradition = $685 (the bulk of which goes back a year)

Yep, if I could even get half of what's owed to me I could wipe out more than half of what I owe out.   Woe is me, yadda yadda, yadda.  Guess I ust need to pick who I lend money to a little more wisely in the future.


On the flip side I get to see the 1979 Gang War Classic The Warriors on the big screen at the Camera 12 tonight at midnight and Anthony has just discovered the record player and classic rock vinyl collection in my room so is serenading the neighborhood, so I guess things could be worse...

Mon, Aug. 16th, 2004, 04:00 pm
Good news...

Well, semi-good news...

My landlord showed up last night to ask what's up with rent. I informed him of the recent (and still in progress) roommate change (I think this is my 10th or so) and he was pretty cool with it.

Also informed me that if I can get him something for this month and full rent each month starting in September he'll forgive the pre-2004 debt. That's a pretty big chunk of change and quite generous of him. So why is this semi-good news? Cause I still need to come up with about $750 before September 1st, the employers are still collectively ignoring me to the best of their ability, Aural Tradition is still in no position to actually pay me the mere $100/ week or so I need in order to survive, and other income opportunities are remaining elusive as well.


If anyone's looking for an excuse to throw a little rent (or some shoes without holes in 'em) towards a beleagured spoken word organizer, I will be turning 35 this month ;-)

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